Pathan Jokes in Hindi | WhatsApp Pathan Chutkule,SMS

Pathan Jokes in Hindi

  • Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
    Pathan: Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
    Teacher: Is k spelling batao?
    Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
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    DADU me paida huwa tha….
  • Pathan doctor se: Mera weight bht barh gaya he
    Doctor: tm rozana 5 kilometer pedal chala karo
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    6 months bad pathan ne doctor ko call ki aur kaha Oyee khabees ka bacha wazan to kam hogaya he magar hum AFGHANISTAN pnch gaya
  • Pathan class me hans raha tha.
    Ek larki boli : Stand Up!
    Pathan : Tum kon?
    Larki : Me Monitor hun.
    Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,
    ab “L.C.D” chalti hai…..
  • Pathan: College Ki Larki se Bola
    I love U!
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    Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
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    Girl: Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
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    Pathan: pagal ki bachi sir Ko Mt Bol Unka to Shadi Ho Gya hai..
  • Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
    Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho
    Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun
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    Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun
  • Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
    Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!
  • ‘Boss:Tmhen 15 din ki chuti q chahiye
    Pathan: kazan ka shadi hy
    Boss: cozn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?
    Pathan:
    (Shrma k) cozn ka shadi hum se ho rha hai
  • Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
    Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
    Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
    k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
    Inspector:
    Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
    Pathan:
    Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
    aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
    HAHAHAHA
  • A Pathan was dancing while holding the ‘brake’ of his bicycle.
    Sindhi: What the heck are you doing?
    Pathan: Can’t you see, I am doing BRAKE DANCE!
  • Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi
    log hans hans k pagal ho gaye
    waja
    ?
    Usne Likhwaya k Khawateen k liye pardey ka khaas Intizam hai.
  • Sardar ji to Pathan:
    Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai?
    Pathan: Hamara beta.
    Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori?
    Pathan: TUMHARA BETA…!!

WhatsApp Pathan Jokes in Hindi

  • Teacher to Pathan:
    Where were you born?
    Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.
    Teacher: spelling?
    Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P. Very Happy
  • ‘Pathan ki bv ne Pathan ko SMS kia:
    Ghar kb Aa rahay ho?
    Mesage kar k batao.
    Pathan ne reply kia:
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    Nai bata sakta, 1 he msg ka Balance hai.’
  • Pathan;
    ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
    2nd Pathan ne pocha;
    khaan bhai kia kar rahe ho..??
    Pathan;
    yara um dekh raha ay k hum sota hua kesa lagta ay.
  • 1 Pathan Jaali Note Banaty Howy Quaid-e-Azam Ki Topi
    Banana Bhool Gaya,
    Dukandar:
    Note Me Topi Nhi Hy,
    Pathan:
    Ye Quaid-e-Azam Ki GARMIYON Ki Tasveer Hy.
  • Teacher:
    Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
    Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
    Teacher:
    Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
    ;
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    Pathan:
    Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
    Teacher shocked…
  • Pathan se kisi ne Pocha:Radio
    Or Akhbar me kya farq hy?
    Khan:(Boht Sochny k bad Dekho
    Yara)
    Baat hy Smjhny ki,
    Ab Radio me ap Rotiyan to
    nhi Lipait skty na?
  • 1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k
    sochny lga,
    Yar isko kahin dekha
    hy’
    Thori dair sochny k
    baad
    “O Teri Khair
    ye to wohi hay
    jo Mere sath us din
    Baal katwa raha tha.
  • Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,
    Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool
    gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,
    “Bhai jan!
    Hum ko C.N.G. pe kardo..
  • Pathan: I Am Goning
    Ka Keya Matlab Hota
    Hai?
    Sardar Main Ja Raha Hun..
    Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap
    Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta Pehlay
    Matlab Bata.
  • Pathan.k andar jin chala
    gya
    3 din baad jin khud aik
    Aalim k pas gya or bola:
    BAba G!
    Thwadi meharbani menu bahar
    kad dyo hun hor
    ‘Naswar’nai khadi jandi.
  • Pathan: Doctor Sahab Hum
    3 Bivi Badal Chuka Hy Lekin
    Aulaad Nae Hota.
    Doctor: “Khan Sahab” Bivi
    Nae “Side” Badlo.

Pathan Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

  • Teacher to pathan:
    batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
    Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:
    Hawa mei….
  • PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
    Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
    apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
    PATHAN:
    Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
    ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
    PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
    Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
    PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.
  • Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
    pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
    Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
    pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga
  • Pathan Duzakh se nikla
    chupky se janat me ghusa
    Frishte ne pakr K boht mara
    Pathan:Mat maro
    Hum jannati hy
    Duzakh me sirf
    Gul khan se Naswar liyne gaya tha
  • ek phatan ki shalwar phati huhi thi
    kisi shaksh na kaha app ki shalwar phati huhi hai who bhagerat ka bachcha bola
    hole hole say hawa lagti hai
  • Dost Pathan Say: “April Fool” Manaya?
    Pathan: Haan Manaya
    Dost: Kis Kay Saath Manaya?
    Pathan: “Wife Kay Saath” Hum Nay 3 Baar Talaaq Dia, Jab Woh Ronay Laga To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”
  • Pathan Hospital Kay Bahar Zoor Zoor Say Roo Raha Tha,
    Kissi Nay Pocha Kay Kiyoun Roo Rahay Hoo?
    Pathan: 20 Saal Baad Baita Paida Hoa,
    Woh Bhi…
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    Chota Sa
  • Pessenger :
    Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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    Phatan :
    Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
  • 5 Phatan Mil KAr Minar-E-PAKistaN Ko DHika LAga REhay THay,
    EK AdMi NE POcha KYa KAr REhay Ho ?
    PHaTaNoN NE KAha :
    Hamare Ustad Ne Kaha HAi K Pakistan KO Le KaR Agy BHaRo .
  • Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
    PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
    SawaL Tha?
    Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
    Pathan
    Cartoon Network
  • Pathan Thought “LOL” Meant “Lots Of Love”.
    So One Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text
    ”Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL”
  • 1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya,
    Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.
  • Pathan Dukandar Se:
    Miswak Hai….?
    Dukandar: Nahi Hai
    2nd Din Phr Pathan
    Miswak Hai….?
    Dukandar: Nahi Hai
    3rd Din Phr Pathan
    Miswak Hai….?
    Dukandar: Nahi Hai
    Aur Agr Ab aya Tu
    Goli Mar Don Ga..
    Next Day Pathan Phr
    Aya Aur Bola…
    Pistol Hai…?
    Dukandar:Nahi Hai
    Pathan: Acha Tu Phr
    Miswak Hai…
  • 1st pathan :
    O yara Bike q tez krdi.
    2nd pathan:
    Break fail ho gya ha is se
    Pehle accident ho jai jaldi
    Se ghar phuch jate hen.
    Good!
    Or tez,or tez!

WhatsApp Pathan Chutkule in Hindi

  • Pathan,
    Agar mere Hath Mein
    Hukumat ho to Main MuLK ki
    Taqdeer badaL badL doon,
    Wife:
    Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to
    Badal Lo,subha se meri pehn
    K ghom rahe ho.
  • 1 pathan dosry pathan sy:
    (mayosi k sath)
    Sab log hamain pagal bewaqof
    q kehty hain?
    2nd Pathan:
    “Tu dafa kr yar,
    Ye le
    “TANG”
    or LasSi bana.
  • Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
    ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
    se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
    kahan he,
    Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
    Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
    Kaminay
    tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,
    Pathan bola.
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    Mein ne socha surprise don ga.
  • Pathan larki se:
    Mere dil Me a
    jao!!!
    Girl(ghussay se):
    “CHAPPAL utaroon
    kia??”
    Pathan:
    “Pagli aisy hi aa
    jao Masjid thori
    hy…..!
  • 1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
    Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
    “Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…
  • Pathan ko Gali me se 1000 ka note mila js pe likha ta
    EID MUBARK
    Us na apni jaib se 1000 ka dosra note nkala or wahin Rkh Dia or upr likh dia
    KHAIR MUBARK
  • AMERECAN..ye building ketney din mai bani????
    PATHAN..aik maah mai…
    AMERECAN..hamarey mulk mai to 2week mai ban jati hai..
    tora sa aagey jakar.
    AMERECAN,,ye building ketney din mai bani??
    PATHAN,,sirf 2 weeks mai,,,
    AMERECAN..hamarey mulk mai to 3 din mai ban jati hai…..
    deans TRADE sentre ke pas se guzrey,
    ye building ketney dinon mai bani???
    pathan………….pata nai,,,,
    ….subh to nahi thi,,,,,,,
  • 1 pathan ne apni mangni torr di
    Q
    K
    Larki kanwari thi.
    Pathan ne socha jo Aaj tak kisi ki niah hui who meri kia ho ge
    Ge0 Pathan
  • Aik Pathan Mayoosi Kay Saath Doosray Pathan Say,
    Yaar Sab Loog Hamain Pagal Kyoun Kahtay Hain?
    Doosra Pathan,
    Too Dafaa Kar Yaar! Yeh Lay Lemo Ki Lassi Pee.
  • Pathan Pehli Martba Namaz Parhnay Gaya,
    Uska Naam Rahmat Ullah Tha,
    Imaam Nay Salaam Phera Aur Kaha, “Asalaam O Alaikum Rahmat Ullah“,
    To Pathan Bola, “Wa Alaikum Salaam” Masjid Kay Mulla.

Pathan Chutkule Hindi for Facebook Groups

  • Pathan nay engagement torr di,
    Kyoun kay uss nay socha kay jo larki aaj tak kisi ki nahiin ho saki,
    Woh meri kaisay ban kay rahay gee!
    Hehehe…
  • Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
    Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
    Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
    Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!
  • Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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    PATHAN se:
    Q: Taleem?
    Ans:B.A
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    Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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    Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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    Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
    Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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    SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
    1- B.A,
    2- 1947,
    3- Geelani
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    ab SARDAR se.
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    Q: Naam?
    Ans:B.A
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    Q: Kab paida hoay?
    Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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    Q: Baap ka naam?
    Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
  • Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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    Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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    Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.
  • Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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    Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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    Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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    Nurse: 3000
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    Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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    Karhai Nahi Karwani.
  • Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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    1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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    Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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    Pathan: Al-Quaida.
  • Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
    sy kyn ja rahy ho
    KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
    board pe likha hy:
    YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
  • Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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    Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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    Aur Bola:
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    Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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    Aur
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    Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
  • Pathan “Mazar” Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
    Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
    PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:”Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi”…
  • Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
    Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
    Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
    k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
    Inspector:
    Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
    Pathan:
    Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
    aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
    HAHAHAHA

Facebook Pathan Chutkule Hindi

  • Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
    PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola
    Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?
  • Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho
    Pathan: §Ir §Chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy
    Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy
    Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
  • Pathan Ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy..
    “Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §Akta”
    Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay §Y ßola..
    Tum Kon ßaat Ker Rahay Hou?
    ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat Ker Rahay Hain..
  • Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
    Pathan: Google Khan
    Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?
    Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.
  • 2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot
    dog for the earliest moment.
    Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,
    believe mortified and asks Pathan2,
    “Which component of the dog do you contract?”
  • Pathan khouf zadda ho k
    bemar hgya,
    kisi ne poch khan kia
    howa hai?
    Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
    classfelow ka intiqal
    hogya,
    uska Roll NO.45 tha or
    hmara 46 hy.
  • 1 Pathan Doosre Se:
    Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
    K Indicators jal Rahe Hain
    Ya Nahi?
    Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:
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    Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,
    Nahi, Haan, Nahi.
  • Jo Eid waly din rozy rakhy wo
    sHYtAn hota hy.
    OUR
    jo rozy my Eid mna ly wo pathan
    hota hy.
  • 1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
    kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
    Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
    Molvi:wo Q?
    Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
  • BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
    pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
    boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
    pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . .
  • A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
    Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
    Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
  • Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy
    Abbu: beta kis k sath?
    Pathan: Dadi k sath
    Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa hy
    Pathan: to ap ny meri Maa k sath q ki. .
  • Sardar..
    Btao asman par chand kun chamkata h
    pathan,.
    Kun k wapda walon ki pohanch se bahar jo h
    har pathan bewakof nahin hota

Hindi Pathan Jokes, Pathan Chutkule

  • Pathan bike chala raha tha!
    Prado walay say: Kabhi bike daikha hai?
    Parado wala: Ja apna kaam kar,
    Pathan phir prado kay barabar aya aur bola: Kabhi bike dekha hai?
    Parado wala: Pagal hai kiy?
    Meri toyota prado 45 lakh ki hai aur tum apni 45,000 ki bike say mujhay jala rahay ho?
    Kuch dair baad parado walay nay daikha bike kahin pari hai aur pathan kahin aur.
    Parado wala: Kiya hoa?
    Pathan: Kabhi bike daikhi hai?
    Parado wala ghusay say bola: Haan daikhi hai bool kiya karoon?
    Pathan: Iska break kidhar hota hai?
  • Ek pathan ko seelab zadgan se bohat maar parri
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    kiyoun?
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    kyun k khan sab seelab zadgan ke imdad k ley 3 truck
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    Naswar le kr pohanch gaya.
  • 1 pathan dosra say: Yaar 1 new surf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gae,
    ab kia karoon?
    2nd pathan: use surf se naha lay, puri aa jay gi…..
    Pathan zindabad
  • Pathan raat ko lights off kar kay so raha tha,
    Achanak ek jugnu aa nikla,
    Pathan:
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    Ya Khudaya
    Yeh Dengue Machar to hum ko torch lay kar dhoondh raha hai.
  • Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
    Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
    Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
    Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
    Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
  • Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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    “Yara passport size photo nikalo
    Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye”
  • Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
    Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g.
  • Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
    Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
    Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
    Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
    Pathan Bola:
    O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
    TERI BHABI SE !!
  • pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
    dukandar:what is black bulb
    pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
  • 2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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    3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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    wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
    to 3 pathan kehta ha
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    itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga
  • SARDAR:
    Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
    ,
    ,
    PATHAN:
    Jootay Se Maar Do

Pathan Jokes SMS Messages for WhatsApp

  • Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me Gir Gaya…. Doobte Doobte Uske Hath Me Machli Aayi….Use Pakad Kar Bahar Pheka Aur Bola Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan
    Bacha Le…
  • Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola
    I Love U!
    Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
    Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
    Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.:
  • 1 pathan building se gira,
    Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,
    Pathan achank uth or bola:
    Mei zinda hon,
    2nd pathan:
    Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se
    ziada pta hy kya
  • Pathan
    Public Toilet mei gya to
    Diwar Pr Likha tha
    Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
    Aur
    Tum Yahan Bethay ho
    Pathan
    Nechay Likh Aya
    Bus
    kar k
    Hum B ja rha hay!
  • Wedding Night…
    Pathan Room mai Jatay he ap wife se bola…!
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    Gul Bano,
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    Bhag mat jana hum PEPSI sath ly kr aya hai….
  • PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN
    BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K
    HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN
    PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA
    AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI’

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