Insult SMS in Hindi 2019 | Latest Insult Love Messages for Whatsapp

  • SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3 AaSaaN TariKe
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    MuZe PaTa THa Tu Zaroor PaDHeGa,
    KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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    Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream LaGa Le.
  • Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
    Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
    Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
    Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,
  • Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
    Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
    Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
    sir Ji,
    R u sure
    msg Bhejna hai
    ya Sending Fail Kr du..
  • Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
    ‘I LOVE U’ Bole
    To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
    1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
    2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
    3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .
  • bandar ped par kyun sote h?
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    Chalo jane do , yaar ye tmhara personal mamla h,
  • acha ek baat batao, gadha tanhai main kya mahsus krta hai………
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    koi jaldi nai hai mahsus karlo fir batana…

Insult Love SMS in Hindi for WhatsApp 2019

  • Khubsurat Phoolon me,
    Haseen Wadiyon me,
    Dilkash Baghon me,
    Aap jaisa
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    Ek Keeda Zaroor hota hai
  • Apna hath sir par firao,
    1 bar fir firao,
    2 bar firao,
    Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao,
    Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote
  • Which month has 27 days?
  • You waste! Every month has 27 days
    use ur brain atlst ons
  • Look the sun, feel the power of god
    Look the moon, feel the beauty of god
    Look the mirror, feel mistake of god
  • Lohe Ko Loha Katta H
    Hire Ko Hira Katta H
    Zeher Ko Zeher Katta H
  • Aise hi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega
  • Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai?
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    Socho?
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    Ans.Is sms ka sabse pahla shabd
  • Film mein kaam karoge?
    roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi
    Aur
    Aur
    Aap ko
    Goli maar degi.
    Film Ka Naam Hai:
    “Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.”
  • Miss u when the sun is bright
    Miss u when breeze is cool
    Miss u a lot
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    . It’s not me u fool
    Its d monkey in d ZOO.
    MISS U…

Latest Insult Messages for Boyfriend, Girlfriend, WhatsApp Friend 2019

  • jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle, Bandar Hoga, dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi Bandar he…
  • Think you are sitting in front of the computer-what computer will think? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.
  • A Very-Very Classic Insult…
    Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…
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    Boyfriend: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya…???
  • The MIDDLE FINGER
    Speaks For Itself,
    But
    Some People Aren’t Even
    Worth The Little Bit Of
    Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .
  • At this very moment;
    1 billion people are sleeping,
    1 million people are eating,
    1000 people are drinking,
    100 people are playing
    and 1 monkey is reading my SMS.
  • She’s been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
    Girl-Do u like me?
    Boy-NO (girl got sad)
    Boy-y r u sad?
    Girl-Coz u don’t like me:(
    Boy-u never asked if I Luv u?
    Girl-Aww!Do u Luv me?
    Boy-NO
  • When I See Your Face,
    There’s Not A Thing
    That
    I Would Change. . .
  • Except The Direction
    I Am Walking In.
  • Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he
  • agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
    varna insan ban jaoge
  • Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful
  • Oopar aasman hai
    Niche sagar hai,
    Aur ek bander isse
    Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
  • Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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    .Urgently call karke bata
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    Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho Gaya hai
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    Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye.

Rude Insult SMS in Hindi Dilse, WhatsApp Insult Messages in Hindi 2019

  • Magic
    Keep 1 MOnkey in your right side &
    keep 1 MOnkey in your Left side
    Then look into the mirror
    You will see an extra 1 monkey in the middle !!
    Jus Try!
  • All huMan beings have 5 senses.
    In rare soMe have 6th senses.
    But u r d special gift of GOD
    Only u have 7th sense “NON-SENSE”
  • College Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
    Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
    Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
    or
    Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi.
  • New Generation’s Way To Insult..
    A Boy To A Rude Gal
    If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide…
    I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…
  • ink is red, the sky is blue, a friend like u should be kept in a zoo.
    don’t get angry,u will find me too
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    not in a cage but laughing at u.
  • Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?
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    Kash
    Us din
    “main jaldi sojata”
  • jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain
  • aapke karib he to duniya bhar ke pagal khaaney chaltey hein
    …aap akela mat samjhiye khud ko…
    kyunki wahan aap jaise hazaaron pagal paltey hein
  • An insult……
    Boy:- I like your teeth very much.
    Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why?
    Boy: coz “Yellow” is my favorite color.
  • Rahul Mahajan’s status on Facebook.
    Give me some sunshine,
    Give me some rain,
    Now give me another wife,
    That I can beat up once again!
  • Kehte Hain
    Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte..
    Magar..
    1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy
    K Is Saal “Load Sheding” Khatam
    H0 Jae Gi..
  • Ultimate insult..
    I Iove your smile becoz..
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    My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!
  • Bhuto sa chehra tera
    Chudeel si muskan hai
    Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
    kutte bhi hairan hai…

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