Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp 2019

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp 2019: means extracting two meanings of a sentence. If you want then Hindi and Gujarati language should be used very precisely. Because there is more than one meaning of a sentence in this language. And it is only by taking advantage of this that people and writers create new double meaning jokes for WhatsApp. This is pretty much shared in an app like WhatsApp. Like Chutkule Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi, Dout Meaning in Hindi, Seduction Meaning Jokes in Hindi, Non-Veg SMS, etc.

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp 2019

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp 2019
Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp 2019
  • I think I’m disturbing u sorry!
    this is my last msg & I will not msg u anymore.
    Goodbye.
  • Never expect that from me I’m born to disturb u;->
    – Double Meaning SMS
  • Tu bhola bhala hai dil, bekaar rulaya jayega … in shok haseeno se milkar, wallah bahut pachtayega
  • Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA,
    TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,,
    WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,,
    Us nE liNe mE eK laRki sE poOchA”
    YahAn kyA ho rAhA hAi ???”
    LaRki nE kAhA: “Aam baNt rAhe hAin,,,”
    Buddhi bHi liNe mE lAg gAyi,,,
    Jab uS kA nuMbEr aYa tAu poLice nE kAhA
    “Amma aAp bHi ?? !!!”
    AmMa: Muun mE daAnt Nai tAu Kya Hua chOos tAu Sakti Hoon na…. ;->
    – Double Meaning Best Non-Veg Jokes SMS
  • Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil Gaye … Aashiqui mein, Zindagi ko main mil Gaye
  • This cat is the cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
    – Double Meaning Jokes SMS
  • Turchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko … Kaise teerandaz ho tum, Zara seedha to Karlo teer ko
  • “If

    O u r

    C o n s t i t u t i o n

    A l l o w s

    U s

    F r e e

    S p e e c h

    Than

    W h y

    A r e

    T h e r e

    P h o n e

    B i l l s …” : =O;->
    – Double Meaning Jokes SMS

  • Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko … kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko
  • 1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA…
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    JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA
    WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI 😉
    – Double Meaning Friends Non-Vej Jokes SMS
  • Kiski majaal joh chede dilair ko … gardish mein gher lete hai geedar bhi sher ko
  • 1 Larka, 1 Larki
    AHA

    Adhi Rat ko
    OHO

    Jungle me,
    WAWAH

    Jhari k Peche
    OYE

    Sab se chup k
    UFF

    ek dujey k sath
    HAWW

    Aam Kha rahe thay
    FITAY MU.
    – Best Adult Double Meaning SMS

  • Humse door jaoge kaise, dil se hum mein bhulaoge kaise … hum woh khushboo hai joh saason mein bastein hai, khud ki saason ko rok paoge kaise
  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu
    wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
    pappu: legs..
    Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai?
    Pappu: paisay..
    Girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?
    Pappu: neend puri kartai hain..
    Girl: wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
    Pappu: kan mai chaid..
    MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain
    – Double Meaning Jokes SMS
  • Ab ke saawan mein yeh shararat hamare saath hui … hamara ghar chodke saare shehar mein barsaat hui
    1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi
    MJHAY RANG DAY.
    MJHAY RANG DAY.
    MJHAY RANG DAY.
    Lrki ki maa ne usay boht mara.
    Kyun?
    Kyun k lrki totli thi.
  • Itni shiddat se Maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai … ki har zarre ne Mujhe Tumse milane ki saazish ki hai
    1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai, Ladkay ne Uolta Kia, Peechhay se Khola, Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.’ Mobile mai SIM CARD’>-
  • Bachpan ki pant jawani main fit nahi hoti … aur har no-ball pe free hit nahi hoti.

#Funny Best Sardar Jokes in Hindi 2019

Double Meaning Ladka Ladki Non-Veg Bate Funny Jokes Chutkule

  • 16 saal
    (.)=(.)
    25 saal
    ( . )=( . )
    36 saal
    ( . )=( . )
    kia samjhe?
    hamesha ghalat hi sochna
    Zyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lagega!!!
    – Double Meaning Ladka Ladki Non-Veg Jokes in Hindi
  • Phool hoon gulaab ka chameli ka mat samajhna … aashiq hoon aapka apni saheli ka mat samajhna
    1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
    Both Were Walking
    Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
    Daughter In Law Died On Spot
    How?
    Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
    – Double Meaning Ladaka Ladki Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Tere dil mein meri saanson ko panaah mil jaye … tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye
    1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai..
    2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain.
    3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat hAi. . ??
  • एक आदमी मेरिज ब्यूरो मे फोन करके बोलता है.
    मेरे दोनो हाथ और दोनो पैर नही है. क्या मेरी शादी हो सकती है ?
    लेडी ऑपरेटर: हा हो सकती है. लेकिन आपका ‘वो’ तो है ना?
    आदमी: हा! उस से ही नंबर डायल किया.
  • 2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.
    1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?
    2nd: Mjh nhn pta.
    1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) “tm larki ho”
    2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
    1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.
    APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !
    – Double Meaning Jokes
  • स्कूल टाइम में की हुई सबसे  फेमस शिकायत
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    मेडम ये हिला रहा है लिखने नहीं देता ..
    2010.
  • 1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
    Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
    Miss: So sweet!
    Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
    Miss: Wo kyon?
    Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
    Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
    Bacha:
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    Tution parhne k liye..
  • स्कूल मे मेडम बच्चो से..
    मेडम : आज कुछ मजेदार पहेलियाँ पूछती हूँ जवाब सोचकर बताना
    बच्चें : जी मेडम
    मेडम : ऎसा कौन-सा पान हें जिसको खाया नहीं जा सकता?
    पप्पू : पप्पू जोर-जोर से पेट पकड कर हँसने लगा
    मेडम : क्या हुआ पप्पू? इतनी हँसी क्यों आरही हें?
    पप्पू : मेडम आप भी ना कॆसे-कॆसे सवाल करती हें .. ‘स्तनपान’.
    मेडम : नालायक, गधे ‘जापान’
  • 21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi ghatna.
    7 Saal ki bachi ko us ke baap or bhai ne lekar bhut buri tarha se usko zabardasti..
    School me admission krwaya.
  • टीचर :” एक KISS बहुत ही खतरनाक
    होता है.”
    स्टूडेंट: ” कैसे ?”
    टीचर :” एक बार में चालीस हजार
    कीटाणु ट्रांसफर हो जाते हैं “.
    स्टूडेंट : ” इसका कोई इलाज है
    आपकी नजर में ?”
    टीचर :” इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है “.
    स्टूडेंट : ” मेरे पास है इसका शर्तिया
    इलाज “.
    टीचर :” क्या इलाज हो सकता है ?”
    स्टूडेंट : ” KISS को वापस लौटा दो
  • 5 inch ka hai
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    Size normal hai
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    Mazboot hai
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    Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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    2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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    Lena hai to bolo
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    Mera NOKIA N96- Double Meaning SMS
  • ; ; ; ; ; ;
    c(“”””) c(“”””)
    “””” “”””
    $pecia? TEA
    Ek mere leye
    !
    Aur
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    dosri b mere leye.
    Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.
  • ?Misunderstood?
    3 o?clock in the night I was weeping
    And you thought that I was sleeping
    You saw blood pouring out of my hand
    And you thought it might have been some accident
    You saw me nearby wherever you went
    And you thought it was just coincidence
    Day and night you ruled my imagination
    And you thought it was just infatuation
    Tensed and dumb in front of you I lay
    And you thought I got nothing to say
    When I needed you I cried in pain
    And you thought I was lying again
    Hiding my tears I tried to walk tall
    And you thought I didn’t cry at all?.. |?!’|
    – Double Meaning SMS in Hindi
  • ?hocklaty & ?raunchy Outside
    ?reamy & Whitish Inside
    Guess What It Is?
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    ?COCKROACH!
    Aya Na Munh Ma Pani?
    – Best Funny Whatsapp Double Meaning SMS
  • A Little Girl When Asked Her Name, Wud Reply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter”
    Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-“I’m Jenifer David”
    The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said “Aren’t U Mr. David’s Daughter?” Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied
    “I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I’m Not”;->- Double Meaning SMS
    A Simple Logic:
    Human=eat+work+sleep
    +enjoy
    Donkey=eat+work+sleep
    Ther4
    Human=donkey+enjoy
    0r
    Human-enjoy=donkey
    i.e.Human who doesn’t enjoy is a donkey
    – Whatsapp Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi
  • A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
    He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleeveless
    Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleeves &backless
    Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing sleeveless, backless and a mini skirt
    He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one…
    Why???
    U Dirty mind…
    She had a ticket!!!
  • A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
    clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:?father,
    your daughter has been successful in BED.?
    – Funny Double Meaning Chutkule in Hindi
  • A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop,
    Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,
    Girl: jo marzi Karo, bus pani ander na Jaye..- Double Meaning SMS
  • A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
    “Kahan ja Raha hy bhai?”
    2nd replied: Yar kaarkhany JA rha hon
    1st: Aby ghr me khana NHI pkta jo Car khany ja RHA hy;->- Double Meaning SMS

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