CID SMS in Hindi | CID Jokes Messages for WhatsApp

CID SMS in Hindi – CID Jokes Messages for WhatsApp

  • Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
    Gor Frmaiye..
    Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya…
    Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
    Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya…
  • Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
    Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
    Hum CID se he
    koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA!
  • kab se me sun rha hu tumari bak-bak
    wah-wah
    kab se me sun rha hu tumari buk-buk
    ACP- ab bus intjar karte rehna jail me fansi ka order aane tak.
  • Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

    wah wah

    Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

    Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he
  • Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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    Wah-wah..
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    Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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    ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.
  • Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
    Dhyan se sunega
    Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
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    daya chan maro yaha ka chappa chappa gali gali
  • Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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    Wah-wah..
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    Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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    ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.:-D
  • mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega…
  • Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga nahi to khuni bhag jayega…
  • Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab…
    Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai?
    Ruma-Haa.
    Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
    Ruma-Haa.
    A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no!
    Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!
  • Once rajnikant teaches a kid how to open the door
    without ringing the bell ?
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    Now that kid is known as C.I.D inspector DAYA

CID SMS for WhatsApp, CID Daya SMS, CID Pratiman SMS, CID ACP SMS

  • CID is back..
    Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
    Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
    ACP bola, Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi he……
  • aajkal bandar bhi pahanta he
    amul macho
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    gaur farmahiye…
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    aajkal bandar bhi pahanta he
    amul macho
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    daya ki maa ka b*~#$a
    nacho re nacho.
  • Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
    Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
    Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
  • Fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen hai
    Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen ha
    ACP Pradhuman bola
    fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai
  • Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
  • Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
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    Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye!
  • 8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest….
    8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest …
    acp pradyuman kheta h u r under arrest….
  • Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai
    wah wah!!
    Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai…
    wah wah!!
    Daya-Sir,
    Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.
  • kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki…..
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    kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki…..

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    daya pata lagao ki yeh bandook ki goliyan kisne khatam ki…..
  • Kutte, Kamine.. Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
    wah wah! wah wah
    Kutte Kamine Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
    Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine pagar Kam Mili, mai Darwaza nahi Todunga…

CID Jokes Messages for WhatsApp and Facebook, CID Inspector Daya Jokes for WhatsApp

  • CID IS BACK IN ACTION AGAIN..!!!
    Cricket ke saare ball catch hue…
    Cricket ke saare ball catch hue…
    Fredricks kya fingerprints match hue?
  • Aaj mera mann kiya k ye duniya chhod du…
    Wah wah…
    Aaj mera mann kiya k ye duniya chhod du…
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    Freddy- “SIR, Daya chhutti pe hai, kya darvaza
    mai tod du?”
  • CID Jokes:
    Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai
    Daya says- “Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein
    kisi dusre naam se thehra hai.”
  • Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya..
    Wha wa,
    Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya..
    Wa,
    ACP toilet me or Daya ne Darwaja tod diya !
    Bhai wa.
  • Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he
    wah wa
    Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he
    wah wa
    Acp Says: Daya ye pistol
    To Khali hai.
  • Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….
    Wah Wah…
    Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga…..
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    Wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .
  • Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
    Waaah Waah….
    Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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    Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai….
  • mere ghar ke saamne bhel puri ka stall hai…
    mere ghar ke saamne bhel puri ka stall hai…
    daya, ho na ho, iske pi6e zarur kisi dushman ka haath hai..
    tel bin samosa pak nahi sakta…
    tel bin samosa pak nahi sakta…
    ACP Bola: dushman kahi bhi chhupa ho, humse bach nahi sakta..
  • Kisi ke khayaalon me hum kho gaye…
    kisi ke khayaloon me hum khoo gaye…..

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    fedricks ne acp prayduman se kahaa- sir finger prints match hoo gaye….

  • Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega….
    Wah Wah….
    Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega…..
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    Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega…

WhatsApp CID Jokes Chutkule

  • Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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    Gaur farmayiga…
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    Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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    Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony…
  • Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
    Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
    Hum CID se he
    koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA!
  • Laut aaya CID spl:
    Aaj khaane me roti, sabji or daal hai
    Aaj khaane me roti, sabji or daal hai
    Oh MyGod Daya,
    Is khooni ki biwi to maal hai…
  • Latest CID PJ for CID fans
    A for apple
    B for banana
    Wah!wah!
    A for apple
    B for banana
    Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana.

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