Alok Nath Jokes in Hindi
- Why Alok Nath buy Bisleri outside his daughter’s house?
- Kyunki ladki ke ghar kaa pani bhi paap hai..
- Bahu: Babu jee, I’m going to the Mall with my friends.
Alok Nath: OK… but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
Alok Nath: I said… take my “Son’s Car”!
- Alok Nath covers his head and takes his slippers off before playing Temple Run!
- Rajesh Khanna got the inspiration to name his house ‘Aashirwaad’ from Alok Nath!
- Why was Salman Khan way too Sanskari in the movie ‘BAGHBAAN’?
Because Salman Khan’s name in the movie was ‘Alok’!
- Alok Nath goes to a restaurant and orders ‘Prasad’ for starters!
- Alok Nath is so ‘sanskari’ that he buys the newspaper just to read the matrimonials!
- Alok Nath watches “The Fast and the Furious” wearing a seat belt!
Alok Nath Institute of Insaniyat, Maanvta and Sanskaar!
- Alok Nath uses Flipkart to buy agarbattis and dhoops!
- ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
- Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor,
Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur.
Irade Hain Kanyadaani, Kanyadaani Har Kadam,
Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne.. Aaj Chale Hain Hum.
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1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain”
2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the
3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain
4. Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”
5. Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
6. Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.
7. Alok Nath had all senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.
8. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar
9. Alok Nath has such a personality that sometimes his wife calls him bhaisahab!
10. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG
11. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.
12. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension
13. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.
14. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of the Girl who is yet to be born!
15. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at …”
16. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”
17. Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.
18. Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal
19. Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay
20. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!
21. Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!
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